spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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