Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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