is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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