guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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