I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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