Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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