when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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