You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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