Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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