i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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