i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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