Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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