You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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