Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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