clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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