i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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