god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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