omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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