Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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