I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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