I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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