A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
its liver damage thursday
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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