Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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