I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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