David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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