Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
