he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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