called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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