look no pants
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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