is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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