I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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