would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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