It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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