i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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