do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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