By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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