our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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