Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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