Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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