and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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