Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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