I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
