All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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