can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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