fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
you never un-have a 4some
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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