Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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