Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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