I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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