im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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