I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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