Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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