I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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