i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I am one with the molecules
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
