idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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