Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
