they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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