She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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