Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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