You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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